...you and a friend you haven't seen in months spend half her holiday party coming up with heretical tag lines for her 30th birthday, which happens to be falling on Good Friday. Examples:
"It is finished: Julia's 20's."
"I thirst... somebody buy me a beer."
"Julia, remember me when you come into your 30's."
"Today you will be with me in paradise: Julia's 30th birthday party."
"Turning 30: sometimes it causes me to tremble, tremble, tremble."
And, for the post-party hangover: "My God, my God, why have you forsaken me?"
Come on seminary friends- there must be more! The comments section is yours!
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Woman behold your future...?
ReplyDeleteWhat is thirty?
ReplyDelete20s... I wash my hands of you.
Abide with me, fast falls the 30-tide.
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ReplyDeleteThis is awesome. Thank you for turning a potentially awful day to turn 30 into something great! ;)
ReplyDeletePastor Julia, I knew I could count on you and Matt H. for this! (BTW, I'm not going to start calling you "Pastor" all the time- just when there's another Julia around.)
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